THE SUN IS DAMN GOOD DAMN GOOD DAMN GOOD NOW.

But is it a bit too late to go down and tan?
Or should I just wait till some other day then?

BUT THE WEATHER NOWADAYS SO UNPREDICTABLE.

What if it rains forever after today?
):


Shit what should I do now?!


And I've yet to practise some Math.
Dilemma dilemma stress stress stress.

BEFORE YOU GO ON READING THIS, LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY OKAY.

I am very sorry if this post bothers poly people and I am clearly aware that poly graduates skip one year of uni and they get extra pay. Yes I am fully aware of all that.

And this post is not targeting at ALL poly students. It's only that one of two who keeps arguing non-stop that JC is useless and that's why they went to poly. NOT FOR ALL.
So if you're going to get mad at this post and start yelling things at me, fine go ahead but I warned you and I even explained so clearly so if you're not guilty of looking down on JC people then this isn't for you, I swear. Because some people are really so irritating they really need to face it.




It's so tempting for most O level graduates to go to polytechnics. Okay I admit I was so swayed by the idea of going to Poly and I even had my course decided.

Totally got own-ed by General Paper. I feel so sad like a piece of worthless shit because who the hell gets own-ed by GP?!

It's all been going well until today.


I still don't know if I'm in the wrong and still don't think I was wrong.

This is the shit I get.


Men are just plain bastards and I swear it's true.

It's September, it's the Teachers' Month, so this is one for the teachers. (:


Don't we all hate our teachers sometimes? Like super irritating and annoying ones who are so full of themselves, or so grumpy..

I have some teachers I really cannot stand. They shouldn't be paid to be teachers, they should be paid to be insomniac-curers! Or bedtime story readers for children, if you want to get a child to fall asleep ASAP.


Like sometimes I seriously wonder why most teachers can be so boring. When they first started out being teachers they could be really passionate about their jobs but after some time that passion simply dies out. Then they become very grumpy, they complain we are too slow in learning, and they have no desire to teach students who do not do as well for exams at all.



TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME HOW THE HELL CAN TEACHERS BE SO BIASED.


Why is it that they only love smart students. Why is it that they discriminate, when what they should be teaching us morally is to not discriminate?

And the only reason why they still bother with students who fail every exam is because it is their jobs right? Because they do not want to get into trouble with their big bosses right? Because they want to keep their jobs. Especially in recession times like this.


For teachers like that, FUCK YOU.




Okay I know that's kinda mean, pardon me. But I'm sure lousy students who do badly in all their subjects would agree with me.






So what is the problem? Why are teachers boring, irritating and lifeless monsters?

I have thought about it for a really long time, and have just came to a conclusion.


Because..

LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING SALARIES THEIR SALARIES DON'T FUCKING FIT THE TIME AND EFFORT THEY ACTUALLY PUT IN TO TEACH AND NURTURE STUDENTS!


A round of applause for meeeeeeee.


If I were a teacher, I'd won't even want to work at all.
I get paid like what, 5k? 6k? And slog my ass off everyday, even on weekends and holidays just for a bunch of children who are not mine? Fucking not worth it. To top it off, if I'm unlucky I might get students who don't want to study at all, students who are not worth my time honestly. So why would I be passionate about my job?

I'm talking on a general level here. So don't come telling me University lecturers or JC teachers have easy jobs cus their students are better and have self-discipline.



I would hate my job utterly. I would most probably sit at my desk tearing my hair off everyday, and I would start complaining. Why is it that I get the shit job while these little brats are enjoying their lives at the movies and not appreciating what I'm doing for them?!

I would have to teach, mark, set exam questions. First, I maybe would spend 3 hours creating a worksheet for my students. Then they would probably spend 1 hour, or even none at all, to do while I would spend another 2 hours marking, what with all their ugly handwriting. Then I would have to spend another half hour or so in class going through the questions and highlighting their mistakes, while 50% of the class might be snoozing their heads off.

I do so much work, and the students go sit for their exam and mostly fail, I get it from my boss.


So damn fucking not worth it. The amount of money I get from my job doesn't fit my job at all!


See the problems teachers are going through?



Of course those sit at their desks sip coffee, take 5months to mark one assignment kinda teachers right, their salaries are obviously too high for them so we probably should dock their pay.


But for those who actually work hard but get nothing in return - NOT EVEN A TEACHER'S DAY GIFT OR WISH FROM ANY ONE STUDENT - shouldn't they get higher pays?

But if they were going to get higher pays, wouldn't our taxes and school fees have to increase as well? Okay the MOE is actually scamming us already because we pay school fees for our holiday months as well.

There probably isn't a solution to the teachers' problems. Well, at least I can't think of any.


And teachers have their woes about us which they can't express! Oh, poor little things..

If they complain about us we would go home and run to our Mommies and Daddies and wail, "BWAHAAAAAAA THAT TEACHER SAY I BLAHBLAHBLAHHHHH!!!!"
And then over-protective Mommies and Daddies would call the MOE number and shout into that small fragile earpiece, "THIS TEACHER AT THIS SCHOOL BLAHBLAHBLAH."

Poor little teacher I wouldn't know what happens to him/her.



End of story? Being teachers really suck big time so don't ever be one.

Yes yes yes yes yes.

Wtf Promos is in 18 days.
I can't wait for it to be over I am so excited.

This is the one and only time I can't wait for an exam to be over.


Always a huge fan of Seoul Garden, WE'RE GOING TO SEOUL ON 28TH!
Yes it's my fucking last paper.
I hope to get it over and done with.


And I haven't even started studying at all.
I know, like fuck right.




So I had spent my whole week in school during the day, night time come home sleep.


Seriously why do parents say to children who always go home very late at night, "YOU THINK YOUR HOUSE HOTEL AH! EVERYDAY GO OUT THEN AT NIGHT COME BACK SLEEP ONLY!"

Okay I don't go home late, I'm a good girl who goes home before the sky turns dark, hehehee.
But still everyday I reach home I just go to my room and sleep till the next day.


School is fucking tiring. Even though I don't learn anything in school, I still get tired just by the long distance and the waking up early in the morning.



STILL, I am not jealous of poly students because I have passed that stage and the only thing on my mind now is to promote, without studying.
Damn I must think of a way to make that happen.



Friday was the best day of all weekdays because KJ came over. It's so long since I had company like KJ and she's the only sluttish friend I have left that I actually like. I hate all the other sluts like fuck la.


She came over, went for haircut with me, did my nails for me, and we did make-up on each other.



Kj is such a pro I said if I ever become a tai-tai I'll pay her $100 to do my nails. She can consider it as a career already la no need to go work at Starbucks or what.

And I said, "Open a nail parlor call it, The Slut Shop."

I just thought of a business idea ya know.

Kj open "The Slut Shop". Only sluts can patronise that shop.
How to be a slut?

Go through a slut test, and if you pass, you are eligible for the "Slut card" membership. So "The Slut Shop" is exclusive to Slut members.

Wtf I can't believe it I'm actually giving business ideas to whoever's reading this now.

Yea okay so if you're a Slut member, that makes you a Slut.
But although you've passed the slut test, you have to pay the membership of $50 monthly for a year in order to own the Slut card.

Oh God I have such a good business brain.
Hehehee.
You do realise it's so unrealistic right.


This is the results of KJ's good manicure job. I added in the rhinestones myself though. And the very left one was the best looking but it accidentally got smudged when KJ was puting the top coat on.. So sad right.



And I tried to give KJ a model make up.


Very BOLLYWOOD. There's a shade of bright yellow above the purple but it can't be seen. Heh okay now come to think of it it's really ugly. I'm reminded of a tree demon. So much for trying to make it model-lish haha.





I'm kinda excited for CIP! It's at SGH like much better than the one I did for school hopefully!


And I am happy because Daddy is buying DSLR for me! Now I don't have to touch my own money hehehee.